1. kanrose:

    iammakingperfectsense:

    insidemymmind:

    Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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    THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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  2. countkalvitus:

    kittje:

    IM SCREAMING

    ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL

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    1. baby: m....m...m
    2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
    3. baby: m...m...
    4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
     

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  4. dohmalore:

    The binder tag is like 90% posts about chest binders by trans people but then every once in a while you get somebody who’s PUMPED about their new school supplies

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  6. dancenotesandpieces:

    Speaking some real shit.. Dont spend and waste your time and energy on the wrong light

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  7. theinnkeeperlibrarian:

    leepacey:

    a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

    That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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  8. mymompickedthisurl:

    that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

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  10. phleps:

    theirye’re* 

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  12. wickedclothes:

    Marauder’s Map Tea Cup

    Inspired by the Marauder’s Map, this tea cup reads on the outside “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good,” and on the inside “Mischief managed.” A great addition to any tea or coffee-drinking witch or wizard’s cupboard. Sold on Etsy.

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  13. theroyalorphans:

    vulgarswami:

    vulgarswami:

    johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

    MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

    THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

    Is your mother Spencer Shay

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    He just gets slowly less concerned

    (Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via jaykob-michael)

     


  14. kuntybynature:

    xprofessor:

    trangst:

    "i’m not white i’m greek"

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    *logs out for 700 years*

    That shit tastes so gross too

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