1. realvsable:

    *protestation intensifies*

    (via homos-and-kittens)

     

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  3. bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    (via homos-and-kittens)

     

  4. (Source: lolfactory, via kitten-mitt3ns)

     


  5. legendxofxzach:

    "I don’t mind being friends with gay guys if they never hit on me"

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    "I’m pretty sure everyone that’s bi is just confused"

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    "Lesbians have it easiest cause guys think they’re really hot"

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    (via youre-my-dandelion)

     

  6. smoke-and-iron:

    tacomaster420:

    I’m gonna scream

    Yes,yes,yes,yes!!!!

    (via gayglittergeek)

     


  7. a discussion on sexual orientation

    1. me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
    2. classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
    3. me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
    4. professor: *overhears from front of class*
    5. professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
    6. me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
    7. professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
    8. me: ....
    9. me: ....
    10. me: ....
    11. professor: it should be polyerosy
     


  8. alluringhowell:

    I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

    (Source: connor-frantas, via youre-my-dandelion)

     

  9. combeferret:

    yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

    (Source: wesleyaccola, via youre-my-dandelion)

     

  10. candycoatedcreepies:

    glowcloud:

    childservices:

    who cares lmfao!!!!

    What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder

    OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.

    THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.

    YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.

    YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

    THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”

    AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.

    HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:

    "Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."

    "So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."

    "And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."

    HERE IS THE ARTICLE

    AND HERE IS THE VIDEO

    I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.

    IN THE VIDEO,

    HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”

    THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES

    AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .

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    GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 

    /// rant over. 

    (Source: puking-platitudes, via ellietheasexylibrarian)

     

  11. forceguardian:

    lpfan9976:

    croatoanhero:

    Harley is a gift from God.

    This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

    Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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    The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

    (Source: breakourbones, via ellietheasexylibrarian)

     

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  13. retr0philia:

    fatallywhimsical:

    astrospection:

    ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

    KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN

    Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 

    There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.

    I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

    WHAT THEFUCK

    (Source: arcadeceasefire, via kitten-mitt3ns)

     

  14. blacksupervillain:

    blacksupervillain:

    hussieologist:

    jcoleknowsbest:

    hussieologist:

    jcoleknowsbest:

    talesofthestarshipregeneration:

    darvinasafo:

    Darren Hunt of Utah

    The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

    oh for fucks SAKE

    Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…

    http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58409680-78/family-hunt-moss-police.html.csp

    He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

    and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

    Exactly! This is evil.

    Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

    Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

    This dude was cosplaying.

    He was dressed up in a costume.

    Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

    Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

    (via ellietheasexylibrarian)

     


  15. hellagays:

    exdog:

    paradoxes-for-breakfast:

    reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

    1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
    2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
    3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
    4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

    5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

    6. discount candy

    (Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via ellietheasexylibrarian)